The Beard Bible
Are you clueless when it comes to caring for your beard?
Do you want to know how to trim your beard correctly and what products you need?
Do you want to know all the Beard secrets and become the ultimate man?
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How to Care for Your Beard and be the Ultimate Man
It saddens….NO in fact it sickens me that so many of us noble men have to tread down the difficult path of growing a beard without having any prior information to guide us on our way. It is with this in mind that I have had to take matters into my own hands, so It gives me great pleasure to present The Beard Bible: How to Care for Your Beard and Be the Ultimate Man.
When first embarking on my beard growing journey I was completely clueless, I had no knowledge relating to beard growth and beard styles, I was clueless when it came to beard care and what beard products to use such as beard oil, beard combs, beard balm, beard wax etc. I ended up looking like an un-kept SASQUATCH!
In this book, I have compiled all the knowledge I have accumulated through years of beard grooming and growing so you don’t have to struggle and make all the same mistakes that I did, I have written the book in a style that makes it easy to read, informative and entertaining! Although beard growing is a serious game, we can’t take it too seriously.
AUTHOR WARNING: DUE TO THIS BEING A MANLY BOOK BASED ON AN EXTREMELY MANLY SUBJECT THE CONTENT DOES CONTAIN SOME STRONG LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES. YOU KNOW LIKE A WOODSMEN FULL OF PRIMAL VULGARITY AND TESTOSTERONE!
in this beard book you will learn:
Why Bearded Men Are Better:
An in-depth explanation on why growing a beard will make you better than your baby-faced counterparts in every single way! Obviously being men with beards we already know that we are superior to the clean shaven man, but to boost your confidence I must tell you this, it will be drilled into you until your head swells to exploding point!
Beard Care Products: What To Use and How To Use Them:
A beardy exploration into all the great beard products needed in the bearded man’s arsenal. This will include guides on using:
•Beard Combs and Beard Brushes
Covering all the essentials needed to transform you into the ultimate bearded man!
How to Guide for Beard Grooming and Maintenance:
Step by step instruction on how to tackle your face friend when it gets out of control. This section will include:
•A Step by Step Guide on How to Groom your Beard using Beard Scissors
•How to Find Your Beard Style
•How to Trim Your Mustache
•How and Where to Trim the Neck Beard
•Details on Styling and Cheek Fluff
Beard Nutrition: How to Grow Beard Hair Faster and Healthier:
In this section I have compiled a list of all the things you need to incorporate into your beard routine to ensure your beard is growing at it fastest rate, and only growing the finest hair your lovely body can muster!
this section includes notes on nutrition and lifestyle to help your beard remain at its best.
Finally a How to guide for Dealing with the Beard Haters:
Word for word role play scenarios for dealing with the morons who give you a hard time for growing a glorious beard!
This personally is my favorite section because naturally you’re going to grow a beard and people are going to start to get very jealous, they are going to try and convince you that you need to shave, that it’s “just a phase”, you may even get people quoting environmental factors such as the weather for good cause to shave your glory. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM, THEY ARE THE DEVIL. BE STRONG ODIN SON, I WILL GUIDE YOU.
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